I call this the worst place I've stayed in my life.
It was almost laughable. Just one of the reasons why I categorises it this way, was that when I got to the room the bed had already been slept in and there was hair on the bed sheets. So I asked for some clean sheets. After an hour waiting they brought (just) one sheet that had curry stains. Actually it wasn't stains (I could have lived with that) but it is was dry food. I know it was cheap accomodation, but surely no one deserves that...